Charming Disposition

mischief-in-221b:

gdirtydime19:

lastmimzy:

The cat’s like WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU BRING HOME

I will always share this LOL

I relate on a spiritual level with the absolute fury in that cat’s face in the last gif

(Source: fiberstark, via theawkwardqueeen)

silly-puppy:

an underrated moment

(via ouijaboardsexting)

thechronicferuchemist:

Uterus, I do not understand your need to have a baby. We cannot afford a baby. I do not want a baby. Hell you wouldn’t even be happy if we had a baby. I find these temper tantrums you throw every month we don’t have a baby absolutely unacceptable.

(via sassandcoffee)

theamazingindi:

listen, i don’t know about you, but the only people I know who actually enjoy the smell of axe body spray are not women. it’s dudes. it’s all dudes. i have worn axe body spray and walked into a room and have been complimented by legions of dudes. axe body spray is an agent of the gay agenda to make men smell better for other men to unlock their latent homosexuality and there is no stopping them now, we’re in too deep and it’s far too late.

(via theawkwardqueeen)

snakelikecharmer:

parisjemm:

A relationship is like a house

If a lightbulb goes out, you don’t buy a new house, you just change the lightbulb.

Unless that house is a lying whore

Then you burn the fucker to the ground and buy a better house with lights that you can fucking count on.

This took the best possible turn.

(via theawkwardqueeen)

bands-arent-just-bands:

miggylol:

I googled “angry duck” and I’m really glad I did

image

I feel you, little duck

i caNT BREATHE

(via theawkwardqueeen)

tastefullyoffensive:

This is what happens when you don’t separate your colors and whites.[via]

tastefullyoffensive:

This is what happens when you don’t separate your colors and whites.

[via]

(via beartier)

2corinththoughts:

spiritdick:

I want to know why


I’ll will bet real money that a father was involved.

2corinththoughts:

spiritdick:

I want to know why

I’ll will bet real money that a father was involved.

(Source: ahlistoquevillero, via theawkwardqueeen)

worldfamousprofessor:

spelling bee moderator: contestant 142, your word is “fergalicious”

contestant: *looks around nervously* um… could i please have a definition?

moderator: *flips through dictionary* “fergalicious. definition: make them boys go loco.”

(via fake-mermaid)

lakidaa:

i like how his mom is immediately on his side and about to getaway car them off 

(Source: ghostworld2001, via ouijaboardsexting)

musclemartini:

teddythemonster:

postracialcomments:

funnyordie:

via Cop v. Black Guy

100% accurate

this is no exaggeration.
it gets this intense, that fast, for no reason.

true

(via ouijaboardsexting)