Charming Disposition

Don’t run in flip flops! My dog ran into the street so I went after her and ended up falling. I’m lucky I didn’t lose any teeth or need stitches.

I’m going to be throwing out all my flip flops now. Let this be a lesson to all of you! Be careful this summer if you do decide to wear them!

unbelievable-facts:


In response to her husband’s infidelity, a woman from Prague decided to commit suicide by jumping from her third-story balcony. By chance she happened to land on her spouse below, cushioning her fall. She survived, but he died.

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unbelievable-facts:

In response to her husband’s infidelity, a woman from Prague decided to commit suicide by jumping from her third-story balcony. By chance she happened to land on her spouse below, cushioning her fall. She survived, but he died.

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(Source: theguardian.com)

darrenstummy:

the more sexual and inappropriate you are with me the better we’ll get along

(Source: darrenstummy-moved, via d0nn0)

thefourteenthdoctor:

watchtheskytonight:

spirit-of-the-ocean:

my uncle used to be one of those people who drove dead people to cemeteries and such 

then he became a taxi driver and the person he was driving tapped his shoulder to ask a question and my uncle screamed really loud

IT’S BACK

I’m sure that’s what he thought.

(Source: leannaheart, via twerktuesday)

iwouldsellmysisterssoulfor1d:

SOMEONE TEXTED ME WITH THE WRONG NUMBER AND I PLAYED ALONG I’M GOING TO HELL I KNOW IT

(via recreationalcannibalism)

lalalapetitemort:

if you wannabe my lover, you gotta get with my feminist ideologies

(via recreationalcannibalism)

traaashhhhkat:

some chill positivity from a 1998 Sesame Street book about the letter F

traaashhhhkat:

some chill positivity from a 1998 Sesame Street book about the letter F

(via stripper-princess)

This is probably how they convinced Tom to join…

(Source: the-middle-eastern-stig, via slytherinwithablog)

toralei:

Response to a reddit thread asking “What is something legal that feels very illegal?”

toralei:

Response to a reddit thread asking “What is something legal that feels very illegal?”

(via beartier)

msjewbooty:

*tap dances over to u* bitch do we have a problem

(via fake-mermaid)